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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd 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The simple white canvas brings forward a small, embroidered slogan and a hand-drawn cocktail glass—worn like a knowing wink rather than loud branding. It drapes comfortably over jeans or lounge pants, with a ribbed collar and durable double-needle stitching that keeps the shape wash after wash. Subtle details like a tear-away label, tubular knit body (no side seams), and ethically sourced cotton make this sweatshirt feel thoughtful and lived-in. Slip it on for low-key gatherings, late-night chats, or quiet evenings at home when you want something cozy that speaks in a soft, humorous voice.\n\nProduct features\n- Embroidery options: left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching\n- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner drape\n- Ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes\n- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; tear-away label for comfort\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":49163347919033,"sku":"26089802401567225957","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":49163347951801,"sku":"23723585615555781591","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49163347984569,"sku":"11844147900561664426","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":49163348017337,"sku":"22770045722725377051","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":49163348050105,"sku":"14608968733619330338","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":49163348082873,"sku":"11816117448090267211","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49163348115641,"sku":"20477752061946131783","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":49163348148409,"sku":"16512701027182984467","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":49163348181177,"sku":"73385612274928416727","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":49163348213945,"sku":"76011124646475634827","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49163348246713,"sku":"33538815788653944563","price":52.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":49163348279481,"sku":"91431557156481228691","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":49163348312249,"sku":"19067044643977009303","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":49163348345017,"sku":"11719333819507740746","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":49163348377785,"sku":"30537650856270866753","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49163348410553,"sku":"25322305590470476979","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":49163348443321,"sku":"15325584722992945548","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":49163348476089,"sku":"96628552579550827852","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":49163348508857,"sku":"88164180587161829811","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":49163348541625,"sku":"32206876745523784956","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49163348574393,"sku":"19512236220391393066","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":49163348607161,"sku":"15865242807036085162","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":49163348639929,"sku":"92457307312004351543","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":49163348672697,"sku":"29649708859667416380","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":49163348705465,"sku":"16278623693384506640","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":49163348738233,"sku":"25874122317075081499","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/2561\/1449\/files\/4198191068032099882_2048.jpg?v=1789682055","url":"https:\/\/therustyspurmobilebar.myshopify.com\/products\/crewneck-sweatshirt-alcohol-is-not-the-answer-people-might-be-the-problem-graphic","provider":"The Rusty Spur Merch Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}